At last, Jersey Shore and Family Circus come together.
I'd also like to suggest casual scholarship on the portmanteued memes herein. For example, in this particular post, I am scandalized by what Bill Keane is suggesting about the maternal form. Homegirl's blank face and slim waistline are flanked by her lazing and oafish spawn. Also, the water-to-dish ratio in the sink? Appalling. Too much for THIS circus. And WHAT is going on with her two-pronged bob haircut? Mine eyes have never.
I wish I had a two-pronged bob haircut. I've tried so hard to recreate Family Circle Mama's do.