Jersey Circus

Sympathy.

2011-09-15T11:15:00.001-04:00

Nutella.

2011-09-11T16:49:00.002-04:00

Spray Tanned.

2011-09-08T15:55:00.003-04:00

A Hot Blonde.

2011-09-06T11:11:00.000-04:00

Sunglasses.

2011-09-04T22:04:00.000-04:00

Flowers.

2011-09-04T21:52:00.002-04:00

Popcorn.

2011-09-01T10:18:00.000-04:00

Trapped.

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Role-Play.

2011-08-30T13:29:00.002-04:00

The Vatican.

2011-08-29T12:16:00.000-04:00

A Job.

2011-08-25T15:18:00.002-04:00

Brittany

2011-08-21T18:02:00.000-04:00

Not Doing That

2011-08-21T17:59:00.002-04:00

Drunk or Not.

2011-08-21T16:11:00.000-04:00

Suicide.

2011-08-21T16:07:00.001-04:00

A Threesome.

2011-08-13T15:31:00.001-04:00

I Know.

2011-08-11T23:38:00.000-04:00

We Need To.

2011-08-09T00:39:00.002-04:00

It's Annoying.

2011-08-09T00:37:00.003-04:00

Legit.

2011-08-09T00:35:00.001-04:00

That Haircut.

2011-05-16T00:13:00.001-04:00

Understand.

2011-05-06T08:49:00.000-04:00

Made out.

2011-04-28T09:03:00.000-04:00

Glad.

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Stage 5.

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Cheating.

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Boner.

2011-04-21T15:12:00.002-04:00

Anything.

2011-04-17T10:40:00.002-04:00

You Know What?

2011-04-15T15:52:00.002-04:00

Facial.

2011-04-14T09:49:00.001-04:00

The Machine.

2011-04-14T09:46:00.002-04:00

Like, Not Even.

2011-04-11T12:06:00.003-04:00

Not Pale.

2011-04-08T22:10:00.003-04:00

Get it in.

2011-04-07T09:50:00.000-04:00

God.

2011-04-07T09:49:00.001-04:00

Guido MacGyver.

2011-04-03T13:19:00.010-04:00

And Weird.

2011-04-02T00:03:00.002-04:00

Dog Thing.

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Clams.

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We Made Out Before

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Eating.

2011-03-28T08:57:00.000-04:00

Tree.

2011-03-28T02:23:00.001-04:00

Okay, Bye.

2011-03-28T02:20:00.001-04:00

Skanks.

2011-03-26T11:59:00.002-04:00

Punked. Disrespected.

2011-03-25T09:10:00.002-04:00

You do you.

2011-03-24T08:53:00.002-04:00

The Worst Argument Person Ever.

2011-03-24T08:52:00.002-04:00

Rocket Scientist

2011-03-22T14:38:00.001-04:00

Embarassing.

2011-03-21T11:28:00.000-04:00

Different

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Pimp.

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Still.

2011-03-20T15:28:00.000-04:00

Looks Suspect.

2011-03-18T16:09:00.003-04:00

Banana.

2011-03-17T15:32:00.001-04:00

Tool.

2011-03-17T15:31:00.002-04:00

Crumbs on Your Lip

2011-03-15T23:21:00.002-04:00

Circus.

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Obviously.

2011-03-13T15:53:00.002-04:00

Schedule.

2011-03-12T11:02:00.000-05:00

Like, Really Happy.

2011-03-11T08:06:00.004-05:00

Smush.

2011-03-10T09:55:00.002-05:00

Alien Planet.

2011-03-10T09:53:00.001-05:00

Your Life.

2011-03-07T08:22:00.000-05:00

Kind Of.

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Loyalty.

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Find.

2011-03-04T17:38:00.000-05:00

Anybody.

2011-03-03T14:02:00.000-05:00

Downstairs.

2011-03-03T14:00:00.000-05:00

Jane Austen vs. JWoww

2011-03-02T11:02:00.000-05:00

These days Mr. Darcy has been relegated to that cringe-worthy position of the imaginary love interest to awkward, demure English majors everywhere, but maybe he was an in-demand "gorilla juicehead" who knew how to fist-pump back in his day.

Well, it's a timely investigation for sure. It turns out that JWoww's guide to life and love, "The Rules According to JWoww," came out the same week as "The Jane Austen Handbook." Slate did a great side-by-side comparison.

While the Ms. Austen guide had a distinct lack of GTL, it turns out, it's not for the timid or the proper-er-than-thou. An excerpt:

Ask him if he wants to go "stargazing." Everyone knows what that means. If not he must be rather clueless, and perhaps you should rethink your affection.

Excellent advice for shore-dwellers and land-dwellers alike.

Real Quick

2011-03-01T14:01:00.002-05:00

The Girl Code.

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I'm Not An Idiot.

2011-02-27T14:06:00.003-05:00

Competition.

2011-02-26T09:23:00.001-05:00

Going Through.

2011-02-25T13:19:00.001-05:00

Furniture.

2011-02-24T08:02:00.001-05:00

Girls.

2011-02-24T08:00:00.001-05:00

If I was sober.

2011-02-23T09:58:00.000-05:00

Confrontational Tuesday

2011-02-22T09:28:00.000-05:00

Good morning, I got you all a card/ truth bomb.

Here it is!

Love,
Liz

A Part of This

2011-02-21T23:08:00.004-05:00

Actually Willing.

2011-02-21T09:00:00.003-05:00

Pretty Deep.

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Ugh.

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Sad.

2011-02-20T06:47:00.003-05:00

Fresh to Death.

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Squirrel Monkey.

2011-02-18T15:07:00.002-05:00

Kind of like an analogy.

2011-02-17T08:45:00.001-05:00

My Face.

2011-02-16T17:42:00.000-05:00

Like Pornstar Hot

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Like Emotionally.

2011-02-14T10:43:00.000-05:00

Realize That.

2011-02-13T15:18:00.002-05:00

Trashy.

2011-02-12T08:24:00.001-05:00

Batter Up.

2011-02-11T00:09:00.002-05:00

Babies.

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Kitchen Ditchin'

2011-02-09T22:06:00.000-05:00

Just Like This.

2011-02-09T15:58:00.001-05:00

Thanks for the mention of Jersey Circus among six other wastes of time! We love you, Huffington Post.

You Need a Golden Ticket

2011-02-08T12:10:00.000-05:00

Brooks Plummer Is The Sweetest Bitch You'll Ever Meet

2011-02-08T12:04:00.001-05:00

He told us so in his bio:

"I'm Brooks, I'm from Brooklyn, NY and I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet."

Congratulations, Brooks! The people have spoken. You can read Brooks' entries on Jersey Circus every Sunday.

Jersey Circus Fight To The Death : Kathryn Tinsley

2011-02-07T12:12:00.002-05:00

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE! One of three contestants will join the staff of Jersey Circus based on the number of comments they receive. Just as in American Democracy, your voice matters. Voting ends at 12PM on Tuesday, Feburary 8.

Contestant: Kathryn Tinsley (To vote for Kathryn, leave a comment on this entry!)

Jersey Circus Fight To The Death: Sarah Simmons

2011-02-07T12:11:00.001-05:00

PICK YOUR FAVORITE! One of three contestants will join the staff of Jersey Circus based on the number of comments they receive. Just as in American Democracy, your vote matters. Voting ends at 12PM on Tuesday, Feburary 8.

Contestant: Sarah Simmons (To vote for Sarah, leave a comment on this entry!)

Jersey Circus Fight To The Death: Brooks Plummer

2011-02-07T12:10:00.001-05:00

PICK YOUR FAVORITE! One of three contestants will join the staff of Jersey Circus based on the number of comments they receive. Just as in American Democracy, your vote matters. Voting ends at 12PM on Tuesday, Feburary 8.

Contestant: Brooks Plummer (To vote for Brooks, leave a comment on this entry!)